For the love of god, someone found my site looking for grandma porn.
Specifically, what they saw on the google results page:
The Knitting Maevan: A page of craftiness-home sick while at grandma I don't have a grandmother, nor would I be homesick
... "Must have porn. PORN! MUST HAVE PORN! Ah, here we go...WTF?! KNITTING? ...
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*is ill*